INSANITY

the crazy stuff in my head


Glee - Where Do Babies Come From? - PG - 1/1
happy kurt
mrs_sakuma
title: Where Do Babies Come From?
fandom: Glee
pairing: Sebastian/Kurt/Blaine
rating: PG
word count: ~420
spoilers: none really, other than Sebastian's existence, I guess
warnings: none. no swearing, no sex, no angst. just fluffy avoidance of telling a five-year-old about sex
summary: Sebastian, Kurt, and Blaine's daughter asks where babies come from.
prompt: written for the weekly writing challenge at gleempreg
disclaimer: Ryan owns Glee



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I'm trying to kill myself or something, aren't I?
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
Okay, first of all, I am SO SORRY that I've been so inactive and non-posty lately. I've been going through some fandom-shifts, it happens, sorry, I'm going to try here. I've also just started back at school.

However, the real reason for this post is to announce (and have a reminder to myself) that I just signed up for the Mpreg BigBang.

For now, I'm planning to do Doctor Who with preg!Rory, but I'm just not sure yet how this is all going to lay flat.

Wish me luck and if you guys could just poke me in here occassionally so I don't forget, I would appreciate it.

If any of you would like to beta for me, I would also be grateful for that.

OMG HARRY POTTER SEVEN-DASH-TWO -- MY SPOILERY REACTION
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
!!!!!SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS!!!!

so, yeah. you've been warned. we saw harry potter tonight, and this is my rant/gush/rave. full of SPOILERS.

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well, i guess that's it from me on this subject. it was a good movie, totally worth seeing. definitely one of the best of the eight.~

* tom FELTON. i fail. i had been on DFTBArecords right before and saw milton's name all over it. thanks to damien for pointing out my fail.

Glee - Father of Seven - 7/?
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
Title: Father of Seven
Chapter: 7/?
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Puck, Quinn, Santana, Kurt, ND, Hudmels
Pairings: Blaine/Kurt, Finn/Quinn, Sam/Santana, Artie/Brittany, Mike/Tina, mentioned Puck/Quinn/Santana, Puck/Kurt, Finn/Rachel, Brittany/Kurt, eventual Brittany/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Puck/Kurt (sorry for the crazy long list; it's teenagers)
Rating overall: NC17
Rating this chapter: R
Spoilers: through Original Song (Regionals Season 2)
Summary: Being a parent was one thing. Being a teenage parent was another. But being a teenage parent of twins was something else altogether.
Warnings: slash, femslash, het, swearing, angst, babies, spoilers
Previous chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

 

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Glee - Father of Seven - 6/?
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
Title: Father of Seven
Chapter: 6/?
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Puck, Quinn, Santana, Kurt, ND, Hudmels
Pairings: Blaine/Kurt, Finn/Quinn, Sam/Santana, Artie/Brittany, Mike/Tina, mentioned Puck/Quinn/Santana, Puck/Kurt, Finn/Rachel, Brittany/Kurt, eventual Brittany/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Puck/Kurt (sorry for the crazy long list; it's teenagers)
Rating overall: NC17
Rating this chapter: R
Spoilers: through Original Song (Regionals Season 2)
Summary: Being a parent was one thing. Being a teenage parent was another. But being a teenage parent of twins was something else altogether.
Warnings: slash, femslash, het, swearing, angst, babies, spoilers
Previous chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

 

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Glee - The Pact - R - 1/1
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
title: The Pact
fandom: Glee
pairing: Puck/Kurt
rating: R for swearing
word count: ~3700
spoilers: through season 2, plus speculations for 3 (but they're mine, and they don't match anything that everyone else is saying/thinking)
warnings: swearing, slash, peer pressure, sex talk, also I've apparently gone with Lauren being a senior since I forgot to writer her in
summary: After Sectionals that first year, everyone signed a pact swearing to only lose their virginity to someone else in Glee. Two and a half years later, Graduation is around the corner, and Kurt is the only one still clinging to that title.
prompt: written for this prompt in the glee_kink_meme 
disclaimer: Ryan owns Glee

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If anyone's interested, here is the list of, in my mind, who lost their virginity to whom and what grade the virgin was in. Canon instances are marked with a star.

 

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Glee - Father of Seven - 5/?
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
Title: Father of Seven
Chapter: 5/?
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Puck, Quinn, Santana, Kurt, ND, Hudmels
Pairings: Blaine/Kurt, Finn/Quinn, Sam/Santana, Artie/Brittany, Mike/Tina, mentioned Puck/Quinn/Santana, Puck/Kurt, Finn/Rachel, Brittany/Kurt, eventual Brittany/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Puck/Kurt (sorry for the crazy long list; it's teenagers)
Rating overall: NC17
Rating this chapter: R
Spoilers: through Original Song (Regionals Season 2)
Summary: Being a parent was one thing. Being a teenage parent was another. But being a teenage parent of twins was something else altogether.
Warnings: slash, femslash, het, swearing, angst, babies, spoilers
Previous chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

 

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Harper's Island: What the EverLoving Fuck
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
i just can't even...

if you've seen it, let's rant and discuss. if you haven't, WATCH IT.

it's pretty much the most awesome piece of horror ever done. it's a tv series of 13 episodes (ooh, i just caught the creepiness of 13) and it's edge-of-your-seat what the fuckery.

i mean, i could hardly keep track of who was dead because they were dropping so fast. and i would have gone to bed an hour ago, but i was at the last episode, and at the end of 12 you find out the juicy stuff, and i couldn't not finish tonight.

i mean, my mind was blown. i DID NOT see it coming. what the fuck. just... what the fuck.

Harper's Island. watch it. now. it's like a 13-hour horror/slasher/suspense/thriller movie.

uh, the premise is a wedding party on an island getting killed over the span of about a week.

do it. i would link you, but i watched it on netflix. it streams.

Glee - SLL Verse - Can't Lose You
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
fandom: Glee
title: Can't Lose You
verse: Something Like Love
pairing: (implied) finn/kurt/puck
part: 1/1
rating: R to be safe
warnings: basic blanket spoilers, third gender (boy!pussy/girl!penis), if you've not read 'Attention Grabbing' this will make less sense than if you have, (m)preg
genre: romance/friendship
story word count: It was the last game of the season and they were winning.  Then Puck took a hit.  And didn't get up.
summary: 728
disclaimer: Glee belongs to many people that are not me

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Glee - Tell Me I'm Not a Lie - 5/?
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
fandom: Glee
title: Tell Me I'm Not a Lie
pairing: eventual Puck/Kurt
part: 5/?
story rating: NC17 for graphic non-con, sex, violence, swearing
chapter rating: R
warnings: blanket spoilers through season two, non-con, slash, transgender, trans bashing, un-beta'd
genre: romance/friendship/family
chapter word count: 1411
summary: this is a fill for this prompt in the glee_angst_meme | Never having had a boyfriend had the upside of never letting anyone close enough to notice he was physically female. When Blaine does get close enough, his reaction is something Kurt never could have imagined.
disclaimer: Glee belongs to many people that are not me; no trans- or homo-phobic slurs, actions, or behavior depicted in this story reflect my own beliefs, they are that of the characters expressing them

 

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Glee - Father of Seven - 4/?
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
Title: Father of Seven
Chapter: 4/?
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Puck, Quinn, Santana, Kurt, ND, Hudmels
Pairings: Blaine/Kurt, Finn/Quinn, Sam/Santana, Artie/Brittany, Mike/Tina, mentioned Puck/Quinn/Santana, Puck/Kurt, Finn/Rachel, Brittany/Kurt, eventual Brittany/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Puck/Kurt (sorry for the crazy long list; it's teenagers)
Rating overall: NC17
Rating this chapter: R
Spoilers: through Original Song (Regionals Season 2)
Summary: Being a parent was one thing. Being a teenage parent was another. But being a teenage parent of twins was something else altogether.
Warnings: slash, femslash, het, swearing, angst, babies, spoilers
Previous chapters: 1 | 23

 

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Glee - SLL Verse - Little Blue Plus Signs - R
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
fandom: Glee
title: Little Blue Plus Signs
verse: Something Like Love
pairing: (implied) finn/kurt/puck
part: 1/1
rating: R to be safe
warnings: basic blanket spoilers, third gender (boy!pussy/girl!penis), if you've not read 'Attention Grabbing' this will make less sense than if you have
genre: romance/friendship
story word count: Kurt takes some tests and angsts over the results.
summary: 795
disclaimer: Glee belongs to many people that are not me

 

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Glee - Handprints - 1/1 - R
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
title: Handprints
fandom: Glee
pairing: kurt/blaine (liesl/blair)
rating: r for the eff word once
spoilers: blanket through BIOTA
warnings: genderbending of kurt and blaine
summary: While painting Liesl's new room, the girls finally land on the same page.
disclaimer: Ryan owns Glee

 

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Glee - Tell Me I'm Not a Lie - 4/? - NC17
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
fandom: Glee
title: Tell Me I'm Not a Lie
pairing: eventual Puck/Kurt
part: 4/?
story rating: NC17 for graphic non-con, sex, violence, swearing
chapter rating: R for swearing
warnings: blanket spoilers through season two, non-con, slash, transgender, trans bashing, un-beta'd
genre: romance/friendship/family
chapter word count: 1636
summary: this is a fill for this prompt in the glee_angst_meme | Never having had a boyfriend had the upside of never letting anyone close enough to notice he was physically female. When Blaine does get close enough, his reaction is something Kurt never could have imagined.
disclaimer: Glee belongs to many people that are not me; no trans- or homo-phobic slurs, actions, or behavior depicted in this story reflect my own beliefs, they are that of the characters expressing them

 

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Glee - Father of Seven - 3/?
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
Title: Father of Seven
Chapter: 3/?
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Puck, Quinn, Santana, Kurt, ND, Hudmels
Pairings: Blaine/Kurt, Finn/Quinn, Sam/Santana, Artie/Brittany, Mike/Tina, mentioned Puck/Quinn/Santana, Puck/Kurt, Finn/Rachel, Brittany/Kurt, eventual Brittany/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Puck/Kurt (sorry for the crazy long list; it's teenagers)
Rating overall: NC17
Rating this chapter: R for a few swears
Spoilers: through Original Song (Regionals Season 2)
Summary: Being a parent was one thing. Being a teenage parent was another. But being a teenage parent of twins was something else altogether.
Warnings: slash, femslash, het, swearing, angst, babies, spoilers
Previous chapters: 1 | 2


 

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Glee - Puck's Problem With Food - R - 1/1
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
title: Puck's Problem With Food
fandom: Glee
pairing: pre-puck/kurt
rating: r to be safe
spoilers: blanket (was written pre-BTW, but has mention of the final number)
warnings: eating disorder
summary: It was just supposed to be a diet.  He never meant for it to get so out of control.
disclaimer: Ryan owns Glee

 

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Glee - Tell Me I'm Not a Lie - 3/? - NC17
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
fandom: Glee
title: Tell Me I'm Not a Lie
pairing: eventual Puck/Kurt
part: 3/?
story rating: NC17 for graphic non-con, sex, violence, swearing
chapter rating: R for swearing
warnings: blanket spoilers through season two, non-con, slash, transgender, trans bashing
genre: romance/friendship/family
chapter word count: 2766
summary: this is a fill for this prompt in the glee_angst_meme | Never having had a boyfriend had the upside of never letting anyone close enough to notice he was physically female. When Blaine does get close enough, his reaction is something Kurt never could have imagined.
disclaimer: Glee belongs to many people that are not me; no trans- or homo-phobic slurs, actions, or behavior depicted in this story reflect my own beliefs, they are that of the characters expressing them

 

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Glee - SLUT - pg13 - 1/1
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
title: SLUT
fandom: Glee
pairing: puck/kurt
rating: pg13 (how did that happen?)
spoilers: Born That Way (the most recent episode)
warnings: mpreg
summary: An alternative to Kurt's T-shirt
disclaimer: Ryan owns Glee

 

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Glee - Tell Me I'm Not a Lie - 2/? - NC17
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
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Glee - Tell Me I'm Not a Lie - 1/? - NC17
doctor !!!
mrs_sakuma
fandom: Glee
title: Tell Me I'm Not a Lie
pairing: minimal Blaine/Kurt, eventual Puck/Kurt
part: 1/?
story rating: NC17 for graphic non-con, sex, violence, swearing
chapter rating: R for swearing
warnings: blanket spoilers through season two, non-con, slash, transgender, trans bashing
genre: romance/friendship/family
chapter word count: 1902
summary: this is a fill for this prompt in the glee_angst_meme | Never having had a boyfriend had the upside of never letting anyone close enough to notice he was physically female. When Blaine does get close enough, his reaction is something Kurt never could have imagined.
disclaimer: Glee belongs to many people that are not me; no trans- or homo-phobic slurs, actions, or behavior depicted in this story reflect my own beliefs, they are that of the characters expressing them

 

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